1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,380 --> 00:00:09,330 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild ♪ 3 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:12,750 ♪ I ain't from around here I'm from another dimension ♪ 4 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:16,460 ♪ Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time ♪ 5 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,670 ♪ I ain't from around here ♪ ♪ I'm from another... ♪ 6 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,460 ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ 7 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:23,460 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 8 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,880 ♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪ 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,290 ♪ I'm talking puppies ♪ 10 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,460 ♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-foo! ♪ 11 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:35,880 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild ♪ 12 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,670 ♪ I ain't from around here ♪ 13 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:40,040 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 14 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:48,330 For cunning acts throughout the Mewni ground lands 15 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:51,500 and the swamp, I knight you 16 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,540 -Sir Cuddles of Hugs-- -[sobbing] 17 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:58,040 You're just gonna cut off his head? 18 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,460 Right here? 19 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,210 In front of his own mother? 20 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,620 Uh... no. 21 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,170 I was going to make him a knight. 22 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:10,710 This is a knighting ceremony. 23 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:13,000 For knighting knights. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,750 Uh, well, s-sorry. 25 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,420 I just... you know, 26 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:20,420 when a monster sees a queen with a sword... 27 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:23,920 [chuckles] I mean, don't we all just think that... 28 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,040 My son's gonna be a knight! 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,120 [sobbing] 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,420 You know, she's gonna cry no matter what. 31 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:35,750 That's what she does. So... maybe you want to go on to the next guy. 32 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,920 Sounds good. 33 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,540 And last but certainly not least, 34 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:43,960 Marco Diaz, 35 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,710 also known as Princess Turdina. 36 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,500 Yes-s-s-s. 37 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,460 For his noble and dedicated service 38 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:54,420 to the throne of Mewni, I knight you 39 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:56,500 Sir Marco of Earth. 40 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:59,540 I also liberated the Neverzonians from a fire spirit 41 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,830 that plagued them for about a century. 42 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,790 Maybe you wanna mention. Maybe you wanna tell the people. 43 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:06,620 Go stand with the others. 44 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:10,040 Introducing the new Knights of Mewni-- 45 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,460 Sir Marco, Lady Higgs, 46 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:14,830 Sir Babyman, Sir Oldman, 47 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,500 and Sir Cuddles. 48 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,880 [tepid fanfare plays] 49 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,080 Marco! Oh, congratulations! 50 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,620 I made something for you. 51 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,460 It's your new knight cape. 52 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:32,250 Each patch represents something we did together. 53 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,500 There you are as Princess Turdina, 54 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,080 there's the dimensional scissors, 55 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,670 and that goblin dog-looking thing is a goblin dog. 56 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:41,790 Oh, Star, you didn't have to do that. 57 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:44,670 Yeah, but I wanted to. Besides, every knight has one. 58 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:46,580 [gasps] I'll sew you your last patch 59 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,000 once you get your lifelong post! 60 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,670 -Lifelong post? -That's right, Marco. 61 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,170 Mr. Candle? 62 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,960 [chuckles] No, Marco. 63 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,290 It's Sir Crandle. 64 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:58,580 He's gonna help you choose your lifelong post. 65 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,500 We have much to discuss. 66 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,380 Oh, and don't choose anything with horses. 67 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:04,330 They're really hard to sew. 68 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,330 [clock ticking] 69 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,380 [Marco] So... 70 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:16,960 are you sure you're not Mr. Candle? 71 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,920 I told you, it's Sir Crandle. 72 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,830 I've never even been to Echo Creek. 73 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:24,170 I never said I was from Echo Creek. 74 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,830 So, here are some flyers. 75 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,920 You can pick Knight Guardian of the Sad Tree, 76 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,500 knight Hunter of the Disappearing Ghost, 77 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,080 stable-cleaning knight-- 78 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,380 you know, what kind of night you'll be 79 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,670 for the rest of your life. 80 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:40,710 The rest of my life? 81 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:44,830 [noisemaker blows] 82 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:47,920 -Congrats, Marco! -[dance music plays[ 83 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,710 Oh, hey, Star. 84 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:51,670 ♪ You're a knight now You're a knight now ♪ 85 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:54,290 So? What's your lifelong post? 86 00:03:54,290 --> 00:03:56,710 Well, about that, 87 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,750 I choose... quitting. 88 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:02,330 Wait. What do you mean? 89 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:05,540 I'm gonna have to turn knighthood down. 90 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:08,170 But it's not because I don't love hanging out with you. I... 91 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:11,750 I just can't stay on Mewni forever. 92 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,620 I have a baby brother on the way, 93 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:17,080 and I'm gonna have to start thinking about college and... 94 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,580 No, no, no. Please. I get it. 95 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:24,540 I mean, obviously I knew you couldn't stay here forever. 96 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,920 And, hey, you can always be called Sir Marco the Quitter. [chuckles] 97 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,040 - [phone rings] -Oh, no. 98 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,710 Oh, no. Someone's calling me. 99 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:35,750 I guess I have to... 100 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,580 leave this awkward conversation now. 101 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,830 [Marco] Oh, this is bad. 102 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,170 I didn't mean to hurt Star's feelings, 103 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:45,790 but I had to be honest with her. 104 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:49,710 [speaking indistinctly, gulps] 105 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,750 I should find her, try to smooth things over. 106 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,790 What do you think? 107 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,790 Ugh. What am I doing? I should be talking to Star. 108 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,670 I need to go find her. [gasps] 109 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,670 [muffled shouts] 110 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:09,170 Hey, hey, whoever did this made a big mistake! 111 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:11,460 Welcome young knights, 112 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,790 to your knight out party! 113 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,710 [chanting] Knight out! Knight out! Knight out! 114 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,880 What? Where are we? 115 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,120 The den of knights, where the Sacred Order of Knighthood 116 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,670 comes to just be a knight. 117 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:25,710 We got a foosball table, a sweet lounge, 118 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:27,500 we even got a dragon named Noodles. 119 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,960 [roars] 120 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,000 And now that you've chosen your lifelong post, 121 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,210 you're officially knights! 122 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,790 [chanting] Knight out! Knight out! 123 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:38,710 What did you choose, Marco? 124 00:05:38,710 --> 00:05:41,670 Oh, you know, I'm choosing not to be a knight. 125 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:43,790 [all gasp] 126 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,080 I mean, I only made him my squire 127 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,460 so we could hang out and do silly stuff together. 128 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:52,500 I never thought he'd, like, 129 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,710 stop being my squire. 130 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,960 Why am I talking to a statue? 131 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,670 Ugh! I don't know. 132 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:02,960 I should talk to Marco. 133 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,330 Huh? A cornplex bar? 134 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,580 Marco's the only one who ever eats these. 135 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,960 And he would never leave one half-eaten. 136 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,460 Would he? 137 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:14,250 You didn't choose a lifelong post? 138 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,580 Well, it's just, I've kinda already done 139 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:18,580 a bunch of knight stuff, and, you know... 140 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:21,710 You can't just not choose your lifelong post. 141 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,460 You knelt before the queen. 142 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:25,710 Yeah, I'm honored to be a knight, 143 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:29,290 but I didn't think I was gonna do that for my entire life. 144 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:32,210 What do you mean? This is a legacy! 145 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:34,670 Every knight through every generation 146 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:37,330 chose their lifelong post and stuck with it. 147 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:41,500 You're slapping centuries of history in the face, ya hippie. 148 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,790 Well, then this party's not meant for me. 149 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:46,920 Listen, kid, you're going to chose a lifelong post, 150 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,500 or we're going to choose one for you. 151 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 152 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,170 Let's not resort to hurting here, Sir Stabby. 153 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,710 But he doesn't have a lifelong post! 154 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,040 I know, I know. 155 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,830 But in unprecedented situations like this, 156 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:02,750 let's first consult the knights' handbook. 157 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:05,580 Okay. "In the unlikely event 158 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,540 that a squire turns down their lifelong post, 159 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:11,710 The knight's order shall..." Oh. 160 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:14,710 Uh, Sir Stabby had it right. We're supposed to hurt you. 161 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,380 -Yes! -Wait, what? 162 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:19,420 [Star] I mean, it's weird, right? 163 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:21,580 Why would Marco just drop his cornplex bar 164 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,040 halfway through eating it? 165 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,830 It's, like, his favorite guilty pleasure snack. 166 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:28,120 -[coos] -I think you might be over-thinking this. 167 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,120 -[giggles] -Very good. 168 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,960 I don't know. He's been missing 169 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,790 ever since I called him Sir Marco the Quitter. 170 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:37,620 What if he's in danger? I gotta go find him! 171 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,790 Wait. I'm overreacting. 172 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:46,960 Marco is his own person, and I need to give him space. 173 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,620 [wailing] 174 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,500 Now, submit and accept your lifelong post, 175 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,000 or we'll lock you in the dungeon for eternity. 176 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,170 [laughing] Look, guys, 177 00:07:57,170 --> 00:08:00,040 I don't mean to laugh, but... I thought this was supposed to hurt. 178 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,830 Okay, well, 179 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:05,080 let's move on to the fingernails. 180 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,790 -[screeching] -Aah! 181 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,710 -Can I go now? -[frustrated groan] 182 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,420 You came to Mewni to become a knight, 183 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,830 so why can't you just pick a lifetime post? 184 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,040 Well, there's just more to life than being one thing. 185 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,080 Ah, geez, we're getting a lecture from the princess's squire? 186 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,880 I mean, what have you done? 187 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,620 Well, I helped save Mewni from a monstrous she-demon. 188 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:31,040 And I can't even list all the things I did in the Neverzone. 189 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,170 Wh-- What's the Neverzone? 190 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:35,960 Oh, just the most dangerous dimension in the multiverse, 191 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,170 where I spent decades adventuring. 192 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:40,880 I mean, I've been knighted like nine times there. 193 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,380 Wow! I want to go to the Neverzone. 194 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,670 [all affirming] 195 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,460 Fine! 196 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,580 He doesn't want to be a knight? 197 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:53,000 Hey, hey. Not the cape, man. 198 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,710 So there is something that gets to you. 199 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,040 If you so much 200 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,000 as singe a single thread on that patchwork, 201 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,290 I swear your face will hit every surface in this room, 202 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:07,580 and when you wake up, you'll be in the belly of that dragon. 203 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,120 [chuckles] Oh, really? 204 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,880 -[exclaims] -Ooh! 205 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,040 Hyah! [grunts] 206 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,420 -Get him! -[all exclaiming] 207 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,290 Aah! Ooh! 208 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,250 Oh! 209 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,710 -[exclaims] -I wasn't joking. 210 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,250 [groaning] 211 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,920 [growls] 212 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,540 Well, this has been fun. 213 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:41,080 All right. You win. You win. 214 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,000 You may leave if you wish. 215 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,500 Oh, I just don't understand why you'd want to turn this down! 216 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:50,040 Accepting your lifelong post should be a knight's proudest achievement. 217 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,460 It's 'cause the dude's a lousy cheater. 218 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,330 Got the squire job handed to him, 219 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,000 then he spends years training in that Neverzone place? 220 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,120 He thinks he's too good to be a knight. 221 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,920 If you all could for one second think about the world 222 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,500 from someone else's point of view, 223 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,080 none of this would've happened. 224 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,750 You want to train up in the Neverzone, be my guest. 225 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,960 Knock yourselves out. 226 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,170 Just remember that time works differently there, so... 227 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,750 Yeah! Ha-ha! Feast your eyes! 228 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,120 Wait. Where'd all my muscles go? 229 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,120 Neverzone? Time warp? Things go back to normal here? 230 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,080 There's nothing left for me here. 231 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,540 Watching without me? 232 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:37,960 Got to rip the bandage off at some point, right? 233 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,290 I'm really sorry for being a pill earlier. 234 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:43,210 It's just, it's gonna be so weird when you go back to Earth. 235 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,420 Hey, we still have some time before I need to leave. 236 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,080 Promise you'll visit all the time. 237 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,960 I will. But, for when I'm not here... 238 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,540 Just because I'm going back to Earth 239 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,330 doesn't mean we can't stop having adventures together. 240 00:10:57,330 --> 00:11:01,830 And I figured, if there's any lifelong post to accept on Mewni, 241 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,710 it's our friendship. 242 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:06,960 Oh, Marco! Thank you. 243 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,420 I love it.